if i were a boss in a video game this would be my final form
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movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
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roses are red
violets are blue
that’s my purse
i don’t know you
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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My dad saw some scene kids sitting outside of this gas station and said “maybe they’re ghosts from 2008” omfg
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hey guys haha ready for my first high school partayyyy!!!! where do i set this box of capri sun
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can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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