Zip Bop Zippity Zoo.
She’s so wonderful. Have you seen her. She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She has the nicest skin I’ve ever seen. I’ve ever touched. She’s the funniest person I’ve known. She’s perfect in every way possible. Every time I think about her, I say, “perfect.” I can tell her anything, and I’ve told her more stuff than...
I just got home, and I’m super bored, but about to go to bed. This is my day: Go to work from 8-5. Get off at 5:10. Go pay some stuff off. (Which took forever.) Left with $100. Poor. Rush home. Rush shower. Get ready. Walk over to my sisters work to pick up my car. Drive into St. Albert to hang out with my lovely girlfriend:) Left early for her, even though she was supposed...
lighter fluid just burns.
Christine: how did you do that to your hand?
Richard: oh well, do you want the long version or the short version?
Christine: the long one.
Richard: I was trying to save my life and it didn't work.
Christine: wow. what's the short version?
Richard: I burned it.
i don’t want to have to do this living. i just walk around. i want to be swept...– you and me and everyone we know (via cchhaaeellaa)
obituary-birthday: ))<>(( reblog if you like to poop back and forth forever just finished watching that movie <3
Clerk: Twenty years is a long time away. Everything will be computerized by then.
Sophie: Soup won't be computerized.
Clerk: Why not?
Sophie: It's a liquid.